02/11/2025
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Introducing: Life in Benegota β a hilarious short story series packed with chaos, drama, and pure comedy! π€£
In Benegota, the city is wild, the people are wilder, and anything can happen π.
Follow Daniel, a young graduate, as he faces everyday madness β from annoying neighbors to street-level drama β all while trying to survive.
Will he thrive?
Or does life have other plans? π
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12/10/2025
Welcome to 9ja, where you keep looking for job, until it becomes your job πΉ
28/04/2025
New week jokes
1) Some people funny sha ππ
Small 5k alert
Shoulder don rise
Walking step don change
Issorite π
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2) That awkward moment when everyone is eating and you are still searching for spoon.
You go nearly burst cry π₯²
3) Five people gave me 2k and right now, they are in the UK
I am not asking you to give me 2k oh
But don't u want to be in the UK? π
4) Fun fact
Do you know that cockroaches get irritated when touched by a human and runs to a corner to clean themselves.
It's the audacity for me ππ
5) When Dem share update give me, see as I just dey shine teeth.
Na now I understand why "crypto" starts with "cry"
6) You see that link you want to send to me will ruin our friendship oh π.
You send me MMM own, I click, Dem sc@m me.
You send me CBEX own, I click, Dem sc@m me.
You still wan send me another one π.
7) What's this country turning to π!
To check account balance for street now, you go first lower screen brightness π
8) Make I help you post puff puff for my status π
Na this money wey I no get dey cause all this rubbish.
9) Dem teach you for school say non living things cannot move
Yet you dey believe say tables go turn π
10) Not everyone cares about your money
There are still true friends out there π
But you see that your money, na wetin I want π.
01/04/2025
TENANT SERIES: Chronicles of a broke graduate.
My trousers lying carelessly on the bed seemed to look at me in utter disgust. I feel pity on myself, but if there's someone in a worse situation than me, na that person I pity pass π
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I was still smiling to myself when a sudden aroma passed my nostrils. What's that smell? Fried rice and wait, do I smell chicken? Wow, so even in this condition, someone has the mind to be frying chicken. I had to check my calendar on the wall to be sure that today wasn't a day of celebration because I wondered how someone could be cooking something as delicious as that in the present economic situation.
I looked out the window... of course, it had to be Mr. James. The only person that will do such a thing. Like... it's the audacity for me, opening all your doors and windows just to frustrate me . By the side of his door, on the inner part of his house, stood a gas stove, lighted with a steaming pot on top, vapour carrying sweet chicken smell kept evaporating from it, saliva filled my mouth, my eyes teary as my stomach growled in anticipation. This is pure temptation!
I said it that this guy is just after my life. I am here, complaining of hunger, and all he could do is to fry chicken. The house seems deserted, no one in sight. Omor... man of prestige gets to chop oh. I silently opened the door, and tiptoed to the front of his room. All that stood between me and the pot was my pride, something I had to get rid of.
I looked left and right, and since no one was around - so I thought, I stretched out my hand to open the pot as silently as possible and probably get a bite of one or two pieces before slipping back to my room. All was going well, well until something grabbed it!
My heart skipped ten beats at a time. I looked up, and I saw...
(TBC)
31/03/2025
TENANT SERIES: Chronicles of a broke graduate
I heard him muttering some curse words under his breath. The banging on my door was relentlessβlike he was trying to knock down the entire house. I knew I had landed myself in serious trouble.
It was bad enough that I was pretending not to be home, but see as I have exposed myself π. My mama warned me to control my mouth, say too much talking will land me in trouble.
The knocks stopped for a bit, and I released the breath I was holding like me and someone was doing breathing competition. Nobody told me that living alone would be like this oh, I want to go back home π... Abeg, they did not explain this adulthood thing well at all! π.
I glanced at my "kitchen area," which in my case is just a dusty corner with a few empty pots. Silence, just pure silence. The food I ate yesterday was pure luck, the kind of luck you get when you stumble upon a party outside your compound. Omor today ehh, hunger have really sat me down to discuss.
Work starts on Monday, thank God! I finally found a job, but it's not my dream jobβmore like a nightmare in a business suit, too low for a man of my class and taste. But I have to accept it cuz me and my hunger don become roommates. I can't go to Mr John for foodstuff, I mean what will happen to my steeze. How can I stoop so low to beg food from that over-pompous guy who canβt even clear his own rent? At least his case dey better pass my own.
I flopped on my bed as my stomach grumbled like a bad engine. This my stomach don't know what I am passing through, because if it did, it wouldn't be making all these noise. I glanced at the wall clock that was hanging on the wallβ it was half past 10, and it felt like time had decided to do slow-mo on me, ready to deal with my life.
I thought of heading back home, but I can't go back home, wetin go con happen to my swag? My phone is charging at a barber's shop because NEPA didnβt give us light, probably becuz we no gree pay NEPA bill, lol π€£.
TBC