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I am a writer πŸ“Œ, passionate about storytelling πŸ“– and comedy πŸ˜‚, including romance πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘©

I've got a couple of stories you 🫡 would love ❀️.

Tailored to put smiles on your faces ☺️. i am an independent author, and comedian, as i have written quite a number of jokes, short stories and novels

Wisdom Iwuoha on Selar 02/11/2025

Feeling bored, stressed, or just need a good laugh?

We got you! πŸ˜‡

Introducing: Life in Benegota β€” a hilarious short story series packed with chaos, drama, and pure comedy! 🀣

In Benegota, the city is wild, the people are wilder, and anything can happen πŸ™ƒ.

Follow Daniel, a young graduate, as he faces everyday madness β€” from annoying neighbors to street-level drama β€” all while trying to survive.

Will he thrive?
Or does life have other plans? 😎

Find out!

This laugh-out-loud series is perfect for:
βœ”οΈ Comedy lovers
βœ”οΈ Fiction fans
βœ”οΈ Anyone who loves wild, relatable stories

πŸŽ‰ Book 1 is FREE
πŸ’₯ Book 2 is just ₦500
πŸ“š Book 3 & 4 also available

Available in:

* NGN (Nigerian Naira)
- USD (US Dollar)
- GHS (Ghanaian Cedi)
- ZAR (South African Rand)
- KES (Kenyan Shilling)
- GBP (British Pound)
- TZS (Tanzanian Shilling)
- UGX (Ugandan Shilling)
- XOF & XAF (CFA Franc)
- RWF (Rwandan Franc)

Don’t miss out β€” limited time only!

πŸ‘‰ Tap the link and start reading now.

Wisdom Iwuoha on Selar Here holds a collection of books ranging from humor to journals, planners, and trackers, all for your comfort. Feel free to browse through

12/10/2025

Welcome to 9ja, where you keep looking for job, until it becomes your job 😹

28/04/2025

New week jokes

1) Some people funny sha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Small 5k alert
Shoulder don rise
Walking step don change
Issorite πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

2) That awkward moment when everyone is eating and you are still searching for spoon.

You go nearly burst cry πŸ₯²

3) Five people gave me 2k and right now, they are in the UK
I am not asking you to give me 2k oh
But don't u want to be in the UK? 😏

4) Fun fact
Do you know that cockroaches get irritated when touched by a human and runs to a corner to clean themselves.

It's the audacity for me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5) When Dem share update give me, see as I just dey shine teeth.
Na now I understand why "crypto" starts with "cry"

6) You see that link you want to send to me will ruin our friendship oh πŸ˜’.
You send me MMM own, I click, Dem sc@m me.
You send me CBEX own, I click, Dem sc@m me.
You still wan send me another one πŸ˜’.

7) What's this country turning to 😭!
To check account balance for street now, you go first lower screen brightness πŸ˜‚

8) Make I help you post puff puff for my status πŸ˜‘
Na this money wey I no get dey cause all this rubbish.

9) Dem teach you for school say non living things cannot move
Yet you dey believe say tables go turn πŸ˜‚

10) Not everyone cares about your money
There are still true friends out there 😊
But you see that your money, na wetin I want 😌.

01/04/2025

TENANT SERIES: Chronicles of a broke graduate.

My trousers lying carelessly on the bed seemed to look at me in utter disgust. I feel pity on myself, but if there's someone in a worse situation than me, na that person I pity pass πŸ˜….

I was still smiling to myself when a sudden aroma passed my nostrils. What's that smell? Fried rice and wait, do I smell chicken? Wow, so even in this condition, someone has the mind to be frying chicken. I had to check my calendar on the wall to be sure that today wasn't a day of celebration because I wondered how someone could be cooking something as delicious as that in the present economic situation.

I looked out the window... of course, it had to be Mr. James. The only person that will do such a thing. Like... it's the audacity for me, opening all your doors and windows just to frustrate me . By the side of his door, on the inner part of his house, stood a gas stove, lighted with a steaming pot on top, vapour carrying sweet chicken smell kept evaporating from it, saliva filled my mouth, my eyes teary as my stomach growled in anticipation. This is pure temptation!

I said it that this guy is just after my life. I am here, complaining of hunger, and all he could do is to fry chicken. The house seems deserted, no one in sight. Omor... man of prestige gets to chop oh. I silently opened the door, and tiptoed to the front of his room. All that stood between me and the pot was my pride, something I had to get rid of.

I looked left and right, and since no one was around - so I thought, I stretched out my hand to open the pot as silently as possible and probably get a bite of one or two pieces before slipping back to my room. All was going well, well until something grabbed it!

My heart skipped ten beats at a time. I looked up, and I saw...

(TBC)

31/03/2025

TENANT SERIES: Chronicles of a broke graduate

I heard him muttering some curse words under his breath. The banging on my door was relentlessβ€”like he was trying to knock down the entire house. I knew I had landed myself in serious trouble.

It was bad enough that I was pretending not to be home, but see as I have exposed myself 😭. My mama warned me to control my mouth, say too much talking will land me in trouble.

The knocks stopped for a bit, and I released the breath I was holding like me and someone was doing breathing competition. Nobody told me that living alone would be like this oh, I want to go back home 😞... Abeg, they did not explain this adulthood thing well at all! 😭.

I glanced at my "kitchen area," which in my case is just a dusty corner with a few empty pots. Silence, just pure silence. The food I ate yesterday was pure luck, the kind of luck you get when you stumble upon a party outside your compound. Omor today ehh, hunger have really sat me down to discuss.

Work starts on Monday, thank God! I finally found a job, but it's not my dream jobβ€”more like a nightmare in a business suit, too low for a man of my class and taste. But I have to accept it cuz me and my hunger don become roommates. I can't go to Mr John for foodstuff, I mean what will happen to my steeze. How can I stoop so low to beg food from that over-pompous guy who can’t even clear his own rent? At least his case dey better pass my own.

I flopped on my bed as my stomach grumbled like a bad engine. This my stomach don't know what I am passing through, because if it did, it wouldn't be making all these noise. I glanced at the wall clock that was hanging on the wallβ€” it was half past 10, and it felt like time had decided to do slow-mo on me, ready to deal with my life.

I thought of heading back home, but I can't go back home, wetin go con happen to my swag? My phone is charging at a barber's shop because NEPA didn’t give us light, probably becuz we no gree pay NEPA bill, lol 🀣.

TBC

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