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29/05/2026

A nation drops to its knees as 16 young flames are extinguished too soon β€” our hearts are shattered for the families of Utumishi Girls Academy, and our prayers rise with every candle lit in their memory.

May God comfort the bereaved, heal the injured, and grant Kenya the justice and answers these children deserve. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ™πŸΎ

29/05/2026

πŸ”΄ FROM UHURUTO TO UHURU VS RUTO

🚨 FOUR YEARS. TWELVE GOATS. ZERO PEACE. 🐐🐐🐐

Ruto has been knocking on Uhuru's door since Day 1 of his presidency. Phone calls. Olive branches. A lorry full of goats to Ichaweri. Cabinet appointments for Mt Kenya. Even a surprise visit on December 9, 2024 β€” and STILL the door stayed shut. πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

Meanwhile Uhuru is out here endorsing Kalonzo, backing Matiangi, cheering the Gen Z protests AND standing at a Jubilee rally telling Mount Kenya voters "I warned you about these people in 2022 β€” but you didn't listen." πŸŽ€πŸ‘‡

The goats went home untouched.
The peace notes are still crumpled on the floor.

And 2027 is loading. 🍿
Some wars are personal. This one has been personal since 2018. πŸ”₯

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28/05/2026

πŸ”΄ BREAKING: KENYA IS AMERICA'S EBOLA DUSTBIN β€” Ruto Sells Our Soil While Parliament Sleeps

Is this sovereignty or surrender?

🚨Trump says: "No Ebola patients on our soil!" πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβŒ

Then quietly calls Ruto: "Sema, chief... tukuachiaje tent moja Laikipia?" πŸ•οΈβ˜£οΈ

And just like that β€” Kenya becomes America's Ebola waiting room. 50 beds. Could grow to 250. Built in ONE WEEK. By the Pentagon. On OUR land. 😳

Parliament? Not consulted. πŸ™ˆ
Kenyans? Not told. πŸ™‰
The deal? "Non-binding." Sure. πŸ™Š

Trump once tweeted "Don't bring Ebola patients to America!"
Now he's sending them to YOUR backyard instead. πŸŒπŸ’‰

The same man who built a wall to keep people OUT of America... is building a tent to keep sick people IN Africa. 😀

28/05/2026

πŸ”΄πŸ’₯ HASSAN OMAR THOUGHT "SORRY" WOULD BE ENOUGH. MT KENYA SAID: PACK YOUR BAGS.

The UDA Secretary General attacked the Mt Kenya community from a public stage β€” with the President AND Deputy President seated right there. 😳

Then he apologised. And Mt Kenya MPs, Governors and MCAs said the same thing in unison:

πŸ‘‰ "We don't want your apology. We want your RESIGNATION."
This is what happens when you bite the hand that fed your party 5 million votes in 2022. πŸ—³οΈ The Mt Kenya vote isn't free. It isn't guaranteed. And it is NOT to be insulted. πŸ”₯

The clock is ticking, Omar. πŸ•

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27/05/2026

πŸ”΄ DEMOCRACY: THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE DUSTBIN πŸ—‘οΈ β€” FINANCE BILL 2026

They gave us 14 days to "participate." The Bill was already written. The taxes were already decided. The printers were already loaded. πŸ–¨οΈ

This is not democracy. This is democracy-flavoured theatre. 🎭

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26/05/2026

FOUR YEARS IN POWER AND STILL BLAMING THE LAST GUY β€” ONLY IN KENYA!

🚨 WHILE KENYANS CAN'T AFFORD UNGA, THEIR LEADERS ARE BUSY FANNING TRIBAL FLAMES β€” AND BLAMING A RETIRED MAN FOR IT! 🚨

Uhuru stood up at Kiambu and said what many Kenyans have noticed.

πŸ“΅ "Stop using my name to hide your failures."

πŸ”₯ "These ethnic games started the same way in 2007."

πŸ’Έ "A family earning Sh20,000 spends half on fuel and transport alone β€” HALF!"

And what does the government do? πŸ‘‡

➑️ Hassan Omar fans ethnic fires. πŸ”₯
➑️ The blame rubber stamp comes out β€” STAMP. STAMP. STAMP. πŸ›οΈ
➑️ Kenyans drown in rent, fuel & empty sufurias. 🍳
➑️ Politicians point fingers through parliament windows. πŸ‘†

Uhuru alienda. It's your turn now. Own it. Fix it. Or face the people in 2027. πŸ—³οΈ

History is watching. So are we. πŸ‘οΈ

24/05/2026

πŸ”΄ THE RICH GET EXEMPTIONS. THE POOR GET TAXED. THIS IS NOT A MISTAKE β€” IT'S THE PLAN.

πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ’Έ YOUR PHONE. YOUR MITUMBA. YOUR BETS. YOUR DATA. YOUR TEARS.

The Finance Bill 2026 has arrived β€” and once again, it's the mama mboga, the boda boda rider, and the hustler who will foot the bill. 😀

While 28 lobby groups are screaming REJECT, while fuel protests turn deadly on our streets, while ordinary Kenyans can't afford a decent meal β€” the taxman is at a banquet table eating YOUR money. πŸ—πŸ’°

KSh 120 BILLION in new taxes.
ZERO new accountability.
BUT PLENTY of exemptions for the wealthy. πŸ‘€

They said they heard us in 2024. They lied. πŸ”₯

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