Kiambu Tweep

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Popular Forex trader, Kenyan Prince spotted wearing dippers while in Dubai.

MP Didmus Baraza traveled 3 kilometers away from where Kalonzo, Gachagua, Eugene, Matiang'i, Muturi, and Malala were holding their rally and attracted six times the crowd that the united opposition was addressing.

In Western Kenya, it seems like the locals have made a choice similar to their counterparts in Nyanza, as they shout “Tutam” from a distance. It feels like they would rather die than vote for the Sifuna-Kalonzo ticket.

K**a Rigathi Gachagua is number 5 in every serious presidential opinion poll, and he claims to have 10 million Mount Kenya supporters. Kwani, how many registered voters are there in Mount Kenya?

Kenya has 24million (both dead and alive registered voters ) meaning in Gachagua’s impeached brain, the rest of Kenyans including the dead amount to only 14 million voters.

So, how many voters do you think number 1, 2, and 3 presidential contenders have, given that Gachagua has 10 million votes at number 5?

In Mbadi's budget statement, the following are the biggest winners;

Education — 16% up to Sh781 billion

Security — 22% up to Sh566.9 billion

Roads, Transport & Infrastructure — 5% up to Sh230.3 billion

Health — 32% up to Sh175.5 billion

Housing — 15% up to Sh138.2 billion

Water, Irrigation & Environment — 2% up to Sh112 billion

Agriculture & Food Security — 1.3% up to Sh63 billion

Youth, Sports & Empowerment — 1.3% up to Sh61.8 billion

The new Kamkunji is next to Gikomba. Uhuru must refund our taxes.

Gabon 🇬🇦:
These three individuals are related and have all served as presidents of the Republic of Gabon. On the left is the late Omar Ali Bongo, who served as president for 42 years. Standing on the right is Omar Odimba Bongo, the son of Omar Bongo, who was deposed by a military coup led by the man standing behind them, their cousin. This military figure is the current president of Gabon.

Kiambu Tweep

Gachagua wants so badly to be Raila that he should learn that Raila was so smart that he'd discuss other matters away from Dr Ida.

She would be shocked to see her husband on TV making some serious moves a few minutes after he left home without telling her.

Dorcas Rigathi advised Gachagua all his life, from the day he started working for Moi, killing Kikuyus in Molo to please his father (Moi).

Dorcas is said to be the one against Gachagua's re-election, when all political pundits advised the Mathira Dentist to resign to save face, Mama Boys said no. Yesterday, she was heard crying out loud in Agikuyu, cursing politics.

The Husband was crying, and

was just chilling there pretending to care and consoling. Kalonzo was the winner of Yesterday's decision and was smiling "kiundani"; even Mama dictator knew this and ordered everyone to retire to their home. Both Eunice and Kalonzo left bitterly, hence today's presser that had no United Opposition principals.

William Samoei Ruto does not want Luos to throw stones again in Kisumu. Awuoro Sheikh Mahmoud Odhiambo Kipchirchir Ruto.

Ofafa Estate is being transformed into a modern high-density residential development in the heart of Kisumu City.