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TROY TIGER HENDERSON

Offense: Vandalism, Attempted Theft, Trespassing

Arrested: 03/17/2025

Charges:

• Vandalizing public property – defacing a statue because “it looked sad”
Bond: $500

• Attempted theft of a portable toilet – thought it was a “mobile home”
Bond: $2,000

• Trespassing on a golf course – “looking for a ball” but ended up eating a sandwich on the 18th green

Bond: $750

Additional Info:

Age: 29
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 220 lbs
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
County: Duval, FL
Arresting Officer: Officer Maria Garcia
Booking Time: 11:25 AM
Inmate Status: Still in Custody

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Story:

Henderson’s arrest started when he was caught defacing a local statue because “it looked sad” in his eyes. Afterward, he attempted to steal a portable toilet, mistakenly thinking it was a “mobile home.” Police say he was found on a golf course, not looking for a ball, but sitting on the green, munching on a sandwich like it was a picnic. Officers escorted him to jail soon after.

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Guess he thought the swastikas would distract everyone from the real crime—those terrible life choices. 😬 😂🤣



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JASON BAGGETT
Offense: Parole Violation
Date Arrested: Arrest Date: 09/17/2024

Historic List Of Charges:

CRIMINAL MISCHIEF 1ST DEGree
Bond Amount: $0.00

ASSAULT UNDER EXTREAM EMOTIONAL DISTURBANCE
Bond Amount: $0.00

BURGLARY 3 DEGREE
Bond Amount: $0.00

PAROLE VIOLATION (FOR FELONY OFF)
Bond Amount: $0.00

Other Info:

Current Age: 42
Booking Date: 9/17/2024 11:25:00 PM
Date Released: Still in Custody
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 210 lbs
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: HAZEL
Race: White
S*x: M
County: Taylor, Texas
Arresting Officer: STATE INMATE
Badge: STATE INMATE
Arresting Agency: STATE INMATE TRANSFER
Zip: 42041
Inmate Classification: CD-3

• Bro out here looking like he got arrested for illegally smuggling chin hair. 😂😂😂

• That neck beard’s so thick, it probably resisted arrest on its own. 😂🧔‍♂️



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BAKER DYLAN M ARREST: 10/11/2024

Cases:

Charges:

FAILURE TO APPEAR

Bond Amount:

FULL CASH 500.00

Arrest Date:

2024-10-11

Other Info:

Middle Name: M
Suffix:
Current Age: 25
Booking Date: 10/11/2024 3:35:00 PM
Date Released:
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 130 lbs
Hair Color: BLACK
Eye Color: BLUE
Race: White
S*x: M
Arresting Officer: G.CAMPBELL
Badge: 1150
Arresting Agency: CAMPBELLSVILLE POLICE
Arrest Date: 10/11/2024
Zip: 42743
Inmate Classification: TC

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Aww man, they popped Dr. Eggman from Sonic The Hedgehog.

Booking Details

name Villarreal, Angel Lee

height 5′ 4″

hair Brown

eye Brown

weight 180 lbs

race White

s*x Female

booked 2024-04-05

Charges

B THEFT, VOP

bond details Set by Judge

bond amount 1500.00

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Misty Loman, a native of Kentucky, was taken into custody in July 2019 for methamphetamine use. As per her account, she had been incarcerated multiple times, a total of fifteen, over the course of her life.

It wasn’t just methamphetamine use alone that caused Misty’s appearance to deteriorate. Misty suffered for several illnesses such as lupus panniculitis, bone cancer, and scleroderma.

This is not from Abilene but is absolutely a wild mug shot.

Cop walks up to a guy on the corner.

“We’re looking for a drug dealer,” said the police officer, “and you fit the description we’ve been given.”

The man said, “That was easy then. What can I get you fellas?”

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